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Elon Musk to lead new efficiency department named after his favourite cryptocurrency (www.telegraph.co.uk)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Tesla mogul will head up Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) with Vivek Ramaswamy, to ‘dismantle bureaucracy and slash regulations’

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

And "efficiency" directly translates to "maximizing human exploitation" for Elon. I mean holy crap what has the US elected themselves into?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

DEPORT HIM, FFS!!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I am sure he came up with the name

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (10 children)

Oh god Lemmy is going to have such a meltdown. They already have a hate boner for him.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I'm sorry, I'm not a fan of the man, but this absolutely MUST come with the title of Lord

XXX DOGE Lord ^has^ ^a^ ^certain^ ^ring^

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