this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2023
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Dank Memes

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I'm concerned that the cum is flammable

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

It’s hot cum.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

It depends on how much of an alcoholic you are.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You never made a spunk bomb?

I nearly blew up my hand!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every time I hear Rage Against the Machine

"I cum like a bomb! "

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I can't even keep a straight face when someone says "come with me".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Hold your breath. Make a wish. Count to three...

https://youtu.be/LIYNk4ARUR8?feature=shared

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

It’s going to your moms house.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Let me live my reality πŸ˜”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Made me livin on the cum ranch. Cum all day, haul cum all night on the cum ranch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Insert stranded your momma joke here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

As someone who has had to sign for a box of horse cum... this doesn't surprise me, and rich people have weird hobbies.

Also, did anyone else notice that it's marked as flammable?

Apparently 1203 means that it is gas/petrol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

To your momma's house

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wow you opened paint and added text. Super impressive and doesn't look fake at all.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's been jpeg converted at least 3 times after the text was added.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

The extra jpeg really sells me on the authenticity honestly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

This image is ancient lol