I'm firmly of the belief that aliens are watching behind cloaking devices and eating their version of popcorn while taking bets on how we blow ourselves to hell.
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
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If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
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Not we. It was Jeffery Epstein. Aliens wanted to meet the smartest human. So they came down to Epstein Island to meet Stephen Hawking. Jeffery mistook them for kids (the Greys are short, everyone knows that).
After Jeffery got to know that the "kids" he raped were actually aliens, he was very apologetic. He tried to explain the issue, but the aliens were too traumatised. They went back to Kepler-22b for a few months.
After Jeffery got put in prison, the aliens came back for revenge. They used a mind control device to make Jeff hang himself.
So in conclusion, Jeff was not killed by his rich pervert friends (oh god, why would you even say that). It was the aliens (no, not the "illegal transgender aliens" Trump keeps talking about)
Quagmire: so, are you guys gonna probe me?
Alien: what!? No, we stopped doing that ages ago.
Quagmire: do you still have the thing for it?
I think they are us from the future
Maybe they want more.
Ancient astronauts from Atlantis were kinky.