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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I'm firmly of the belief that aliens are watching behind cloaking devices and eating their version of popcorn while taking bets on how we blow ourselves to hell.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Not we. It was Jeffery Epstein. Aliens wanted to meet the smartest human. So they came down to Epstein Island to meet Stephen Hawking. Jeffery mistook them for kids (the Greys are short, everyone knows that).

After Jeffery got to know that the "kids" he raped were actually aliens, he was very apologetic. He tried to explain the issue, but the aliens were too traumatised. They went back to Kepler-22b for a few months.

After Jeffery got put in prison, the aliens came back for revenge. They used a mind control device to make Jeff hang himself.

So in conclusion, Jeff was not killed by his rich pervert friends (oh god, why would you even say that). It was the aliens (no, not the "illegal transgender aliens" Trump keeps talking about)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Quagmire: so, are you guys gonna probe me?

Alien: what!? No, we stopped doing that ages ago.

Quagmire: do you still have the thing for it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I think they are us from the future

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Maybe they want more.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Ancient astronauts from Atlantis were kinky.