this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] brewery@feddit.uk 38 points 2 years ago

Suggests to me they are not choosing to leave

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago

Stop, he is already dead!

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 years ago

Maybe their landlord is selling the house?

[–] AlteredStateBlob@kbin.social 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] CheeseToastie@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What's with the wires on the wall tracing to that poster? Looks like a tv might have been mounted there

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm not certain, but is it an LED strip maybe?

[–] TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

That was my thought. Looks like a teenage boy's room from the crap on the floor. A kid would totally mount LED strips like that

[–] _Sc00ter@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

There is absolutely a hole in that wall under the picture taped to the wall

[–] coffee@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Surprised there's no litter box.

[–] EROLoLICON@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

I think it's down there, under the pile of clothes.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 2 years ago

But this gives me a more accurate representation of what it would look like if I was living there.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago

Aw, come on! It's not even reaching the ceiling!

[–] EROLoLICON@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

I don't cigarettes butts or oily bedsheets. It's not that bad.

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Most of the place isn't that bad, as if they dumped in one room the junk from all the others.

https://www.compass.com/listing/6073-southwest-valley-avenue-beaverton-or-97008/1397214105243498569/

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Sure, that’s possible. But why would you include a picture of that room in that condition? Get ten boxes and shove them into the garage, or just leave that room out of it and get it cleaned before people start coming by. It’s a weird choice for a house listed for $1.25M.

"just set it on fire"

[–] kersk@lemmy.world -4 points 2 years ago

Honestly, it's messy... but not that bad. Just lots of laundry and stuff on the ground, but not like rotting food or disgusting trash or piss bottles. I've seen much worse posted online before.