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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why use toilet paper when bidet shower exists?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Yes. You just use this to blast water into your colon until it's sparkling clean inside. I love it.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Real ones use bidet or a watering can first then wipe to simply dry. Much cleaner.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (15 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

You need to shit some more. There is still ink in the pen.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Bro, wash your ass. You don't even need to get that fucking deep, just buy a shower scrubber.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Everyone has a 3% chance at colon cancer and fibre supplements are a good way to reduce your chances

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But then everyone doesn't have a 3% chance 🤔 /s

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (4 children)

No no, if your chances go down, someone else's goes up. Sucks, but you gotta watch out for number one.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Always remember to follow the two knuckle rule.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Two knuckles deep or what?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just shit in the shower and waffle stomp!

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