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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

if they don't play Sandstorm at my funeral I'm not attending

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Funerals are going to get so weird this century

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As someone who.... Attends to a lot of them. They have been weird for a little while already.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Are your friends that old or do you just keep killing them?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

He would've wanted it this way

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Bringing the fun out of the funeral

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That was an awkward 4mins.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago