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Not the hotdogs!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not that it matters since they don't have any food let alone hot dogs

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Hotdogs/sausages are the perfect food. They are intestine shaped and that’s smart design. Peak art

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

This is kind of amazing, I was actually, genuinely interested in what the people calling the story "fake" had to say because it's obviously pretty out there and I have no prior knowledge about the source. Everything I got in response to asking for more information was utter dumbfuckery. Also straight up lies about what I said. Good job with the propaganda, Genossen.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

"My doctor told me I can't have em, so now yall can't either!" - Kim, probably

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

But veggie dogs are okay, right

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