this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2025
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Here it is:

  • Dell Base
  • Dell Plus
  • Dell Premium
  • Dell Pro Base
  • Dell Pro Plus
  • Dell Pro Premium
  • Dell Pro Max Base
  • Dell Pro Max Plus
  • Dell Pro Max Premium

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It's like their entire product line can be named with a script seeded with random buzzwords:

function generateProductName() {
  const baseName = 'Dell'
  const buzzwords = ['Base', 'Plus', 'Premium', 'Pro', 'Max']
  let modelName = ''

  for (let i = 0; i < 1+ Math.ceil(Math.random() * buzzwords.length); i++) {
    modelName +=  ` ${buzzwords[Math.floor(Math.random() * buzzwords.length)]}`
  }
  return baseName + modelName
}

for (let i=0; i<6; i++) {
    console.log(generateProductName())
}

Dell Premium Pro Plus Pro Max
Dell Base
Dell Max Plus
Dell Pro Pro Pro
Dell Plus
Dell Base Plus
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

dell$=apple$

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I can only conclude that someone in marketing at Dell really liked ChatGPT.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

I think we should pass a law than mandates any product marketed as "Pro" or "Professional" shall include minimum 15 years of service, 15 years of spare parts and releases with repair guides and schematics.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Dell should “Just shut down the company and give the money back to the shareholders.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Ugh, what did they do to the mobile site? It auto chops up the comic and cuts off the words so it has vertical scroll 🤮

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Except "AIDS" was the only version of Vista there ever was.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

10/10 sp. I actually had to look up if they had already expanded the rebrand