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Please do not the MRI machine

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anal rail gun. Babe new band name just dropped.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

It does conjure quite the mental image.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

its not even a mri, its a ct scan

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well if it was true I highly doubt they finished the MRI...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, they would need to see where the item is in the chest cavity after the injury. And it's not like they're gonna take another MRI afterwards to do that, so...

That said, id be surprised if the plug didn't just... Exit the person's body, through existing holes or new ones, once they were in the MRI. Those magnets are strong.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, if there's ANY metal, it goes into the magnet. Your flesh won't stop it, it's why they won't do an MRI if you have metal pins in your body.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Holy Christ.

Or Holy colon at least.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Or indeed, now a holey colon.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Well that's one way to get your insides rearranged

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Thought I had YouTube or some other streaming app open in the background when I viewed the image.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

He's probably going to win the lawsuit too.

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