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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

You can't crack an omelet without making eggs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

What ever floats your goat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

My favorite one in French that I use all the time: c'est l'hôpital qui se fout de la charrue avant les bœufs

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

This looks like ai slop

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I like one from a They Might Be Giants song, you made my day, now you have to sleep in it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

You can give a man a drink and his thirst will be quenched for a day, but if you show a man to the water source, he will be quenched for the rest of his life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It's raining cobras and mongooses.

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