I heard he had a rib removed but still couldnt suck it, so he had a rat penis extension added on and now he can put it in his mouth if he moves his curly locks out of the way
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2025
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I heard even after the extension he was only sucking on a pube
the embarrassment killed him....
F
Community notes: fake, Androids have no need to autofellatio.
Question: How can a mouth on the head of a penis suck itself?
Did he recently become locked in the back of his stretch limo?
You gotta so some thinking with portals.
It’s penises all the way down.
He's got the budget t solve this dilemma and you know this.
Damn you OP, I instantly went to check if he was actually dead and now I'm disappointed.
Community note: it's true, he's just pulling a Herman Cain.
Nah dude, you're thinkin of Trevor Moore.
That's the guy who died having anal sex with a horse.
Mr hands!!!
Go fuck yourself doll licker
It’s my elementary school gym teacher.
Weird Al-ass haircut
You just gonna compliment the guy like that?
Oh sorry. That was meant to be neutral. I would never do Al dirty like that
All is forgiven, but next time go with "Kenny G."
Poor Kenny G, by all accounts he's a cool dude.
Carrot Top is available
Mfer looks like Logan Paul cosplaying weird Al.
He looks like a female school principal from the 80s whos not angry,shes disappointed.
Complains about feminine energy while looking like a middle aged woman.
He looks like a Jessica, no offense to other Jessicas.
I knew a Jessica with the same hair, only blonde
What color is the hair in that photo?
His dick was in his mouth?
Balls resting on his lips.
He made it, hunhh?
Why's he starting to look like the Beast when he turns human?
The only relatable thing hes ever done.
Kathy Griffin lookin fine a mf wassup ma
Bro tried to become a real boy and instead got red pilled. Tragic.
That's not Trever Moore, who died by asphyxiation trying to blow himself on Self Suck Saturday
He came and he went
Dead mark looking ready for his head transplant next I hear he’s going with a giant mosquito good luck to him to be honest
Not cool to attribute Trevor’s accomplishments to him
Now this one is believable! Lol
I’m not sure a guy who has actually aided in multiple genocides is going to get his feelings hurt with these schoolyard insults.
I actually think the reason he and Space Karen act the way they do is because they know they can buy a lot of things, but they can never buy being cool, and that bothers them both a LOT.
He looks like he’s about to start an 80s hair metal band
Pursuit of the noble goal takes another.
Tf is this picture even
I don't know why everyone wants Meta to stay in the "reality policing" business.
That's one of the first things a dictator/fascist would go after. It inherently controls your reality.
It's that all-too-common neck snap that got him. The trick is to roll forward, not lie backward. He'll be missed! /s