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spoilerit was very time consuming

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Those were the hour d'oeuvres!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Do not worry. The time will pass.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

My grandfather did the same time and time again, really ticked me off. I tried to live up to the mantle, but full-sized clocks were too big. I couldn't even bear to watch. The difference may feel minute, but my grandpa always rubbed it in. He'd say "what's mine is hours." The man could kill time like no other, though, gotta hand it to that cuckoo bastard.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Was it a good time?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Oh, sorry. I was just ALARMED by your digestive tract.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That winds me up!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I did that once. Very tasty, but I started time travelling. I went back four seconds