a liberal tried to steal my penis when i was just a child but luckily he only got away with part of it and my father said the same thing happened to himself and his father before him so it just goes to show how deep this goes we have time traveling deepstate liberals after our manhood

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I sometimes put mine in the medicine cabinet after a night of drinking because I have a Detachable Penis! Detachable Penis.....

[–] horseloaf@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

This is mystical shit!

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I have too much penis. Penis for sale! Very cheap, rarely used, quite small.

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

These people work on projection.

These people regularly attack trans folks.

Deduction: they are jealous over the penis-lacking.

I'm sure if the cowardly trans haters just grew a pair and asked nicely, they could get their penis stolen too.