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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This was either posted by someone who's 9 and doesn't know any better, or 90 and should know better.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The 9 in 9gag is the age of average poster

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The one downvote on all the comments implying OP is a twat are the internet version of a frowny faced child stamping his feet.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

9gag? Get that shit out of here.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Guys, do y'all not bring around a scale everywhere you go with you?? 🤨

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A pocket scale always comes in handy at the deli or supermarket. Bonus points if you also carry a abacus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

What's the youngest person that knows how to use an abacus? At this point, it's just a random antique. And no one will believe you actually know how to use it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Made up situation. No one has ever asked to see my bank account.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

will u show me ur bank acount? 🥺

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

God women these days am I right!? Then they have the audacity to ask me my mother's maiden name and last 4 digits of my social security number.

Worst is after I give it all to them, they completely ignore the rest of the conversation. Their eyes roll back into their head and start to flitter rapidly. Than their mouths just drop wide open and starts emitting high frequency pitches and tones. Next thing I'm getting texts about unauthorized access to my bank accounts, gosh what an ordeal! I never get to pull out the scale in my pocket to judge their bodies like a slab of meat at the deli.

So rude, am I right fellas?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

If someone asks to see your bank account before deciding to date you then I would stop right there tbh