Brother speed up, it ain't my fault you a slow ass
this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2025
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it's your fault I stepped on you
the fuck?
I accidentally broke a kids nose in high school because he tried to do this and ended up tripping himself causing him to land face first on my heel.
The only right response to this is to play it cool and continue to walk with your flat tire while trying to shove your ankle back into the shoe only for the back of the shoe to fold down.
Then you eventually swallow your pride and you pull over, take off your shoe, and try to reconstruct the shoe back to its former state.