this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Maybe don't bust out all of the suns so early. Just moon her.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 30 points 2 weeks ago

1000 sons is too many unless you’re Genghis Khan.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

I hope nobody ever teaches anon how to be normal so that their damage raises as few kids as possible

[–] _____@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

she totally bismirched me and I demand satisfaction