going out of business after being established 140 years ago and they’re calling that failure. some people just can’t pat themselves on the back huh
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To be fair, they probably inherited the place and got to be the lucky person it closed down under, which probably doesn't feel great.
At least, it'd raise some eyebrows if its had the same owner since 1883.
Too many raised eyebrows, they were forced to shutdown.
I ran a DnD campaign where an important shop was under the same owner for over 1000 years, a friendly copper dragon shapeshifted into a halfling, who discovered trading with adventurers was the best way to amass a hoard, they would go all over the world finding interesting things that they have no idea of the true value of, could you believe they'd trade this neat spider statuette that may or may not be mildly cursed for a boring old ring of protection because it "has no practical use" and it "makes them dream of the whisperings of elder gods"?
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Just a pet peeve of mine, it's like complaining the Jedi couldn't stop Palpatine and that means they're all idiots with a silly religion or something.
They were the guardians of a multispecies Republic for ten THOUSAND years, and they curb stomped the Sith Empire everytime it tried to start shit. They clearly knew what they were doing.
What was the alternative? Seizing direct control of the government? Executing every Senator that looked a little corrupt?
Palatine played a game they couldn't counter without destroying themselves in the process. Sometimes you just lose...
Sometimes you can make all the right decisions and still lose. That's not called failure, that's called life.
- Captain Picard
was it 10 thousand years now? in the movies they alternate between saying "a thousand years" or "a thousand generations." i mean, either way i think your point stands, but still
Disney has canonized the Rakatan Empire so for now it's assumed all the Old Republic works and timelines are canon(ish).
The Old Republic was actually 25,000 years old, I misremembered, but there was a period about a thousand years before the OT it was dissolved and then a different Republic was formed that... did everything exactly the same?
The result is people largely ignoring that stumble in its timeline.
So Revan is canon???
Sorta. The Last Jedi apparently had an easter egg reference, a kyber crystal he used, and the Rakata and their empire are specifically referenced in Andor.
Which is a small continuity problem since it was a literal plot point of Kotor that it has been so long the galaxy had mostly forgotten about them, but whatever, the current consensus is Revan's general story is canon if not necessarily specific events from the games.
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There's nothing silly about a religion that can give you the powers of a ninja wizard.
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There was a furniture store a couple of blocks away from a place where we used to rent an apartment. We lived there for 8 years and a going out of business sign was up the entire time.
I don’t think i have ever seen a furniture store without a liquidation sale sign
I genuinely fucking hate “local” furniture stores. That industry seems slimier than car sales honestly. Sell dog shit quality products for hundreds to thousands of dollars and then are allowed to act like they are going out of business constantly. There are always furniture stores around me having “liquidation sales” and “going out of business sales” and literally none of them have ever gone out of business. If anything, they usually raise their prices before their next sale.
It always reeks of money laundering to me.
There’s no way it’s not. Either that or there is some kind of tax loophole they’re able to take advantage of that lets them write all of the furniture off at a loss every year despite turning a profit.
Ashley Furniture in my home town has been going out of business since before I was 18, I'm now 32.
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Maybe they sell water beds
Same, in multiple states.
It's like all the "we're hiring" signs in every window
Taco Bell down the road from me has had their large sign out front saying "now hiring closers" for going on 4+ years now. Of course they haven't considered treating employees well and paying them fairly, yet. Prices went up though! Also this is in a very large city with no shortage of people who need work.
It's literally their main sales tactic 😂
comes 2078, business closes, new sign: we told you
A rug shop near me spent from before 1990 though to 2010 "closing down" then they suprised everyone by closing down. They moved to a cheaper shopping centre, and have been operating there ever since
The same 80% discount they had always advertised was in action during the lead up to their move, and continues today
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Reminds me of that store in Men in Black 3 called Always Going out of Business
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I wouldn't call that failure. That's a pretty good run.
Exactly, the average company lasts around 15 to 20 years. Even very big companies are hovering at around 25 (with a tendency to go down).
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To be honest I really just don't think there's a place for Doctor Jack Phillip's Wooden Dentures in this world anymore. Shame to see them close down.
Image Transcription:
A green corner window with yellow signs posted in them.
The sign on the left reads "Established in 1883", where 1883 is in a rough, red 15-pointed star shape. A bold line separates it from the text underneath that reads "Going out of Business Forever!"
The sign in the right window reads "We Tried & We Failed"
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remember your oath to increase shareholder value at all cost. silly business
Snark aside, this definitely looks like a smaller business, something like a pub. This is probably more of a covid casualty.
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I guess there's no "too old to fail".
Tell that to Kongō Gumi. They had been in business for about 1400 years...
Survivorship bias. Most companies don't get to 1400...
Now now, people should know better than to get sentimental about corporations. Redirect that energy to people, not companies.
I'm sure the local Super Wal-Mart is very nice.
Has anyone ever told you, you're a real FUCKER?
yep👍
That’s capitalism, baby! Thanks for playing!
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