Infinite ikea: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008
Of course I read this immediately after my wife says she wants us to go to ikea
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Risk it for the blåhaj!
I think about this one whenever I go into any huge windowless store
I dont know why but this just reminded me of this random background announcer noise from Rainbow Six Siege
https://youtu.be/UfgGjHdG5zw?t=63
Also this had me chuckling
They possess no facial features and in all observed cases wear a yellow shirt and blue trousers consistent with the IKEA employee uniform.