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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 51 points 6 days ago (1 children)

...I fucking hate how good the photoshop job here is.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You're fucking right, they should've used AI instead! /s

[–] trollblox_@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (3 children)

can we not? I hate seeing this cunts face

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I've included Vance and even USpol in the title; if you dislike it, filter it out. I'd say I've done enough by tagging the post with relevant keywords, it's up to you to block them.

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Agreed. It's the shitpost com, so fair game I guess, but all of us humans do this thing where the more we see or hear something the more we soften toward it subconsciously. It's almost the basis of advertising. That's good in general, but not in this case, fuck this dude forever. I don't want my subconscious tryna tell me otherwise just cuz people enjoy the lols, but hey, that's me.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Let’s me imagine something else to punch instead of nearby walls when I read the news

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ooh I like that USPol thing. Would love to see that become common practice so people can filter better

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 8 points 6 days ago

its actually very popular over on mastodon to nsfw tag posts "uspol". Would be nice to see here as well

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The entity known as "J.D. Vance" is a fragment of an ancient demon turned memetic virus and I don't remember why I started writing this but I'm going to post it anyway.

A long time ago the pharaohs of Egypt were looking to protect their tombs, and they needed to create warriors that could outlast the crushing passage of time. To facilitate this they found a demon and encoded it into linguistic format and bound it within their hieroglyphics.

This was pretty okay until the printing press became a thing. Since then we've had to take extra measures to protect ourselves but incidents are pretty isolated. But then a mad bastard made newspapers and then the godsdamned internet and now the thing is free on a global scale.

It hates life! It hates everything! You'd think that'd be fun but it's just godsdamned lame! It just bureaucratizes people to death. There isn't a more horrible fate. So dumb.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

scp description be like

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He's one of those American politics blokes right? Someone into Trump and all them lot.

He's the Vice President of USA

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

This exact post is on the front page of /r/conservative heh

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

Thanks I hate it.