Don’t worry, you can work a job where you normally wake up at 5am, and your body simply adapts to waking up at 1am.
Unrelated, today’s gonna suck.
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Polyphasic sleep used to be normal until the industrial revolution. People would get up in the night, go on the street to chat for a while and then head back to bed for another few hours of sleep.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyphasic_sleep#Historical_%22first_sleep%22_and_%22second_sleep%22
For me, it's walys 7 am. Waking up thinking I'm late for work. Only to go back to sleep and wake up 5 minutes before I'm due to clock in 😔
Have a baby. At least you then have a reason lmao
Me today. I’ve been up 3 hours before even leaving for work. This is gonna be a long day…