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Australian woman admits trying to sell human toes online (www.dw.com)

submitted 5 days ago by schizoidman@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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A former animal shelter worker in the state of Victoria has confessed to trying to sell human toes recovered from dog vomit.

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[–] Rubberman@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

“You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon-with nail polish”

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 7 points 5 days ago

Came here to post this quote. Well done.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

Once again the government chokes out the free market ^/s^

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

She hires auto wrecking services as delivery drivers. They have their own toe trucks.

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

Ba-dum-tish!