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Mountain Goats Addicted To Human Urine To Be Evacuated Or Shot At Olympic National Park (2018)
(allthatsinteresting.com)
"Licking Humans for their Salt" could be an alright Mountain Goats song. I have confidence in Darnell's writing prowess!
The mountain goats have been harassing hikers because they are attracted to the salt in human sweat and urine. When the goats see a human, they basically see a walking, talking salt lick.
I would be a standing, silent salt lick.
I only came here to understand why they airlift goats barrel full of monkeys style.