They already wasted the tea. There is no way to unwaste the tea.
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you know what? fuck you *unrevolutionizes your america*
This is a 4d move. You guys join the commonwealth under charles then once in all of us in the commonwealth see how much winning you guys are doing under trump and vote yo replace charles with trump
Fucking genius play if you think about it
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The French are already asking for the statue of liberty back, so it’s only right if he does that
Probably just an ingenious ploy to produce clean energy from the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.
This guy might actually be the dumbest man on earth.
Nyone surprised? He is undoing the USA, so he might as well go back to roots!
Um... does he know what the Declaration of Independence is?
Who’s going to stop him?
I don't think USians should fight this.
As pear shaped as the UK may be at the moment, it must be better off than all the nonsense in the US. Though there really is nothing in it for the Commonwealth, in any event.
Dude thinks the world would be better off if the allies had lost WWII and now also if the US had lost the Revolutionary War.
Total loser who craves losses.
The commonwealth is just another club for countries like the G7 these days. A lot of countries have been joining recently.
Only if the Red Coats take back the USA as their former colony and press fucking RESET.
They always belonged together.
Both horrible neoliberal callous policies.
The old imperialist empire and the one that took over from them trying to catch up in warcrimes and death count.
We have come full circle.
So wait then we can join that weird low rent commonwealth games Olympics knock off? Fuck it why not let’s do it.
On the bright side This is a better choice than bending the knee to Putin
He'll still bend the knee too, and will continue mumbling Putin's grundle.
the u.s. could join, as recognizing the crown as head-of-state is not a requisite for membership and has not been for decades.
the day the diaper in chief of the united states accepts the harare declaration (incorporated as part of the current charter) is the day scientists prove that rainbows are made from flying poptarts with cat heads.
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Pfff do they even want us at this point 🤣
Wait is this the real reason he wants to take Canada? So he can return it to the brittish empire?
He's fucking trolling, goddamn you people believe anything