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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Freeze them and put them in a smoothie.

I'll take frozen fruits, yogurt, milk, maybe some honey and peanut butter and a frozen old banana, In the blender to make a smoothy. significantly better than ice.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Banana ice cream ๐Ÿ˜‹

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

truth.

truth.

have you tried using an immersion blender to make an airy iced pudding?

I haven't, but i like banana ice cream and just thought of this last week, and I've been obsessed with the idea for days.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I have not, I use a Ninja Creami

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

holy moly that is some serious ice cream hardware.

i prefer gelato to ice cream, does your ninja really mix it so different as to clearly make one or the other?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

It makes all types of things. The things you put in determines what you can make.

Bananas come out like ice cream

A can of mixed fruits and syrup comes out like sherbet

Etc

We also make protein ice-cream, just make a protein shake and follow the steps.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

i am a meat popsicle