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[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If I did that with the teachers I had they would've lost their shit

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sorry you lost your shit. Would you like some help finding it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you Captain Hindsight...if only you were around and able to do something when I was being abused by all those teachers

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They're supposed to be nice, calming letters but I always found these letters quite panic inducing which makes for a pleasant bit of irony.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you're perceiving panic at all I recommend Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

What if I panicked because it is dark?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Not panicking but the next ship that passes by, I’m outta here

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I'm dumb and panicked

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

[x] Dumb
[x] Panicked

Ut oh, me too :(

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

As I read this, I had on a YouTube video of the Game Grumps playing the children's game apparently entitled Freddi Fish and the Missing Kelp Seeds. About five minutes in, they face a series of arithmetic questions and Dan, faced with providing an answer, says "panicking."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I need to Lemmy better

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

I was pressed for a response at work to which I replied, "do you want a quick answer or a correct one?"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

Narrator: The teacher did not feel that.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Reminded me of when I was called to solve equation, I knew the answer but did not remember in the moment how to write the letter.