DON'T BRING YOUR FUCKING MUTT TO THE PLANE SEAT. Owner is more of a cunty animal than the dog will ever be.
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Jeez dude who shat in your cheerios?
It was me sorry, won’t happen again I just wasn’t gonna make it to the bathroom in time
I'd rather sit next to a good dog over a cunt kid
Now compare apples to apples you orangutan.
Bad kid vs. bad dog.
Good kid vs. good dog.
BUT YOU WON'T DO THAT, WILL YOU? IT'S NOT FAIR TO YOUR LITTLE "ANGELIC" MUTT?
Fuck OFF.
I guess I know which one you are
High horses everywhere, get off yours, prick.
🙈
Looks like they just casting bait for some ear scratches 🐶
And shit on the seat, smell like wet dog 🤢, bark all the time, maybe bite someone. Oh and they could give someone allergies or trigger their phobia of dogs.
BUT GOD FORBID THE "LITTLE ANGEL" STAYS WHERE IT FUCKING BELONGS IN THE GUTTER OF THAT AIRPLANE. Put the fucking owner there too, or just throw them both off the plane. The flying plane.
......are you okay? Like, I get that you don't like dogs and are frustrated with bad dog owners, but like, that seems a bit intense even for an Internet comment.
Nah, one of the major entitlement epidemics of our time absolutely deserves that level of ire. Keep your fucking dogs at homes or stay at the dog park.
You seem like a peach
You seem like a dog.
i'll tell them i smell drugs and then i'll kick your seat so help me