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Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay
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this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2025
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They do? Great! Let's get rid of them.
I'm down with getting rid of the jobs program that is the TSA and getting all those people on a UBI
Same. Of all the shitty things DOGE is doing to destroy a functioning government, chopping TSA isn't a problem for me.
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Well, looks like I better book a flight.
I do feel a little more flamboyant every time I take a flight.
this explains a lot
Can confirm, ran the numbers and in just over 3 years Atlanta turned every american gay. That's why for such a long time now, every american is gay, always. It's those body scanner!
So just HOW gay can an airport scanner make you? Merely fabulous? Or are we talking midriff-baring t-shirt and nut-hugger shorts Fire Island gay?
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It always amazes me what stupid excuses they search when they find themselves or someone close "not in compliance". Once they find out that they are e.g. gay, it is never "because God created them so". It's always "(something I don't like or understand) turned them so".
So he’s been doing a lot of flying huh?
Let me guess, he was caught in the airport mens toilet on his knees and came up with this?
Well if it gets them banned..
If this got rid of those scanners, I wouldn't complain.