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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28523918

This made me laugh incredibly hard, so had to cross post it.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Has anyone thought to test her for rabies yet?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How would you get close enough without being bitten?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I would disguise myself as a book.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That's even worse than most of the shit Donald Trump says. Does this mean she's running for president?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

She's up for reelection Nov 3, 2026.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

This convinces me Trump definitely did not order the assassination of the Pope.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure she lost all respect a long time ago

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I mean, even without the political angle she'd still say this. She's not Catholic so the concept of a pope is already blasphemous. Christians warring amongst themselves is normal.

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