ThrowawayPermanente

Same, they think I'm nuts. Oh well

There's nothing more expensive than free

He doesn't afraid of anything

I laughed so hard at this, god damn

Literally the bravest thing I've seen all week

Holy shit this is real

Sometimes Christians come back to life and make you look stupid

Doctors will also tell you to stop abusing substances, eat better, and exercise. This is because they think they're better than you.

You're really playing with fire here. Don't be like The Simpsons!

Straight to jail, right away

Nope. Whenever the screen on my phone breaks it's because it fell on the corner and a screen protector wouldn't have saved me. I don't have any noticeable scratches so I'm not worried about that

You're right, but both can be true at the same time - if your acceptable level of risk is zero then playing outside is too dangerous