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cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/62575235

I was hoping one would have a heart that says "Mom" inside, but I guess a pattern of dots is a start...

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Tardigrade 1: “Dude, what does mine say?”

Tardigrade 2: “Sweet, what does mine say?”

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

A link to the original study so you don't have to take Gizmodo's word on anything related to science.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Hell yeah brother