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i love preliminary research (lemmynsfw.com)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Real chad scientists never do preliminary reading, just guess correctly and clear up any differences with the reviewers via arm wrestling - obviously

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"More... I need more knowledge... I need to know more..."

"H-How much more...?"

"EVERYTHING"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This is literally me, except I never seem to get burnt out, I must consume all the knowledge in the universe

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Just add so many references in your paper that reviewers can't be bothered to look any of them up. That way it'll also be less obvious when you add the references the reviewers ask for.