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[–] [email protected] 92 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Maybe I have shit humor but I love this. I need to see more crop complaint memes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

It's not a bad crop until someone points it out, and that means I've done a good job!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Catholic church: Women in charge? Absolutely not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Not even 'in charge', they don't want women to have any power.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

im all for the idea of a pope girl this time. she has less chance of molesting kids , statistically for all that we know

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The formal requirement to be Pope is a baptized catholic male. Doesn't even technically have to be a cardinal. But has to be male. Idiotic religion.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

just give her a male baptism, it isn't a brit milah, you don't really need the dongdong

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well then get a pre-transition trans woman to be pope. That's a male girl. Then give her estrogen and see what happens

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Religion 🤝🏻 Staunch sexism

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'd go for the holy cracker a few times over if she was giving it lol. Nah! Fuck church!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

BREAKING: Donald Trump declares himself to be Katy Perry!

Have you ever seen them together at the same time??? Hmmm???

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They've both got big cans.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

And both are evil cunts. There's more to this, we must delve deeper!!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Guys, only she can understand love since she has been up in a billionaire taxi.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

That’s still more Bible than most Christians have read.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I kinda a feel bad for the last pope. After his death he might have imagined people talking about his work and deeds. Instead, asshats are using AI to photoshop pope hats on the heads of idiots.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Using AI to Photoshop is next level asshat move

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Using the AI to Photoshop fake news into my deepfakes is a sigma move

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I don't understand the Katy Perry hate. William Shatner took the same space trip and wasn't dumped on.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

Okay.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It wasn't the trip itself thats particularly viewed as problematic, it was the atrociously patronizing marketing surrounding it and that Katy Perry is just a generally vile person. Nobody is begrudging Amanda Nguyen or Aisha Bowe being along on this trip, they've dedicated their lives to the celebration of science and supporting the work of legitimate astronauts (and I suppose arguably so has Shatner, though he's not exactly a man of flawless character)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

At least Shatner's a professional fake astronaut?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

William Shatner was very much dumped on. Not by us, but by Mister Proper himself.

Shatner: "It was such a humbling experience, I just..."
Bezos:"Shut up man. Just pop some champagne and act like you're celebrating with these cheap hookers I hired for you. "
Hooker:"WOOoOooOo!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GQoHIBDogU

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

she declared herself an astronaut… much in the same way you become a pilot after riding on a commercial jet….
there were few dumb things, but this is definitely referring to that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's stupid though. Why the fuck does some weird nerds try to gatekeep the title "astronaut"? Katy Perry's role on the flight was about equal to Yuri Gagarin in terms of controlling the ship.

Anyways, it's just a publicity stunt by the ultra rich marketing it as feminist achievement, that's what you should be shitting on

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

because words mean things. For example, you’re not an engineer nor are you engineering if you cut a straw shorter to fit your cup better.

Yuri Gagarin was a highly accomplished person, in the field, and the first person in space

Katy Perry didn’t even go to space, they didn’t leave the atmosphere… they didn’t orbit, they only experienced weightlessness from falling….

and more importantly, while our government is erasing records of actual women astronauts who spent days and months in orbit
extremely talented and educated women who risked their lives… purging those records and calling it DEI, it’s extremely insulting to pretend like Katy Perry should be an inspiration for women as a woman astronaut….

she’s a talented musician… i mean, i don’t like her music… but she should be inspiring with that. She’s not an astronaut because she took the hundredth ride on an autopilot near-space tourist ship for 11 minutes….

btw, this is the information age… nerds rule the world… everything you’ve ever touched has been made by nerds and you’ll just be dependent on nerds’ creations for the rest of your life.

nerd is no longer an insult. it’s a badge of honor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

in 2004, a new category of astronaut was created: the commercial astronaut.

Let's not mix the people who saw colleagues die and put their own lives on the line for science with the human billboard receiving money to advertise a rich fuck's commercial vanity project that's already been deemed safe (in no small parts due to it being tested by actual astronauts beforehand).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

IDK why everyone is shitting on Katy Perry and frankly, I feel vindicated for shitting on her since I knew she was a cunt.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Probably because she payed to be dead weight on the dick rocket that was marketed as the first all female space missions.
In reality Valentina Tereshkova became the first woman in space and because she flew solo it was also the first all female space mission.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

She used to be a contemporary Christian music artist. This is not without precedent.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

This would be funny if Donald Trump didn't actually say that he should be the Pope.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I knew it at some point the cross industry relevance has some semblance to any job position!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Teenage Dream for sure

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

chat is this actually real? i truly have no idea at this point

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm still rooting for Zlad!