this post was submitted on 04 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 108 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

fake: anon gets number of attractive female

gay: anon drops trouser for cops

[–] [email protected] 75 points 5 days ago

Penis inspection day was early this year

[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Fake: bro would be arrested anyway

Gay: pulls down pants in front of [probably dude] cops.