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[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

A UK-based advocacy group for Israel has been criticised for suggesting a reduction in obesity resulting from the war in Gaza may increase life expectancy there.

The comments by UK Lawyers for Israel (UKLFI), which came amid warnings of impending famine in Gaza, were condemned as “sickening” by the Palestine Solidarity Campaign (PSC).

These Zionists might even be getting a good laugh out of the genocide of Palestinians.

Yes, that is sickening indeed. Very.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

We've gone beyond ghoulish. That shit is ghastly.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Put them against the wall.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

They would lose some weight with a few holes in them

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Can't be obese if they die I guess. Maybe we can give these occupiers the same easy trick