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[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This is just a female obesity map

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's quite misogynistic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Are you aware of the main factors that contribute to breast size?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No, please explain it to me!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

Main factors in female breast size:

  1. Being female
  2. Being fat
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This graph is useless because cup size ≠ breast size. Cup and band sizes go together to fit the person. A 34D is way smaller than a 40D even though they are the same cup size. Without the band size we have no idea what the real difference is. This video explains it pretty well: https://youtu.be/L9JZzPMHok8

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 days ago

Link between breast size and obesity.... I wonder who that is calling out... semi-United States of America

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Looks almost exactly like a map of obesity rates.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Meh, kinda (I'm aware that this is not scientific at all, but still)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Nah, not really. Most of Europe doesn't fit for example.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

American citizens consists of 100+ ethnicities, am I supposed to guess which one is it map about?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (5 children)

As the infographic says, breast size often corrolates with being fat. Americans are fat. Hence the dark color of the US on the map.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This map pisses me off so much. The average breast size is D I think, but because the majority of women don't know their correct size they assume they're on the smaller end. Cups F and above are considered to be large, and they're not uncommon as many people think.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Yesss, pet peeve of mine too! I have D or E cups, and they're pretty small, medium at best. Theyre pretty much exactly a hand full. A thick jumper almost completely hides them. Cup size without knowing the band size means jack.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah, I'm moving to New Zealand!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Just men or women too?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Fake breasts don't look right or feel right. I'd prefer natural A cups to fakies. I have an ex who wanted fakies and I begged her not to ruin her body. Dunno what happened after we broke up.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

it's sort of not your decision to make though. someone else's body is generally not made for you, even if you're in a relationship. your ex could choose to respect your opinion on their body, but it's definitely not mandatory and should not be treated as normal and self-explanatory. getting surgery might add confidence in this twisted world.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Agreed, and that's fine. It's also my call if my partner's body part(s) stops turning me on. It's not judgement for getting the procedure. It's the sensation after the procedure.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

At the same time, you’re not obligated to find them attractive though. And if your partner decides to alter their appearance to the point where you don’t find them attractive any more, ending that relationship is just as valid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I also enjoy chill size titties and they are better for the back. But I still said "good on ya" when a mate wanted to "upgrade", I made sure she really knew what she was doing though, but what looks best is always someone that feels great in their body, that feels like they look good. I have tastes but that is reserved for when someone asks, and if someone wants an opinion, I will be honest and say this is just my kind of style. Like with any accessory or hair color or anything I will compliment when they look like they're feeling fabulous lookin great and that's a shine no body shape or outfit can top. It can only make them feel that way. That's how I dress too. I dress for me. It's what's gotten me most compliments so far.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ruin her body?

That's incredibly misogynistic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

All right, sure. That I loved her body without modification was bad.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I don't think Russia primarily features DD's. Mostly B's and C's here, it seems.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Let's learn about averages again!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I know average≠median. But it would require quite a few women to have completely massive breasts, which is not the case.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like.. 1% of the population? But I have to admit, I have not scoured the streets of siberia looking for DDames

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Average of DD's means this 1% should drag their boobs on the ground like two bags

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Didn’t know China was that underdeveloped.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Is that the average among all people, or only females?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'd say it's probably averaged from bra sizes sold by some company.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

No. There's a difference between asking everyone versus seeing what is sold.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Lmao, I love the idea of adjusting the chart for obesity by subtracting men's breast sizes from women's

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Also including or excluding implants?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Now show the obesity map side by side

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Thanks, I needed this.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I have a hard time believing that the average breast size in America is DD.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

that is probably because for some reason, in america, people think of DD as being enormous, when in reality american bra sizing just sucks and places seldom stock larger than that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

That's because you are ignoring all the fat women.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

C is for Canada.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

How you doin', Reykjavik?

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