This is not bread mate

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people own bread boxes?

Why would you do anything else than neutral evil? Waste of time and plastics.

Chaotic good should be: only buy fresh bread and it's considered ruined and garbage the next day so why bother with bags.

always using a bag clip. Reusing the bag clip if it needs to be eaten soon (e.g. at a party) since it's less of a fuss to remove it.

I learned how to do this and never went back.

Step 1: get some real bread

Freezer that ish

Htf does the bottle cap work

Could you repeat in baguette, please?

I do both lawful neutral and chaotic neutral at once. Am I paranoid?

Maybe it depends on climate, but bread left out where I am gets moldy way before it gets stale. The best solution is to keep it in the freezer (in a bag, and any of those methods but CE would probably be fine). Weeks later, the bread is still soft and send fresh. Bread thaws unbelievably fast. If I'm making a sandwich, I take two slices out and put them on a plate separated. Usually by the time I've got the other ingredients ready to go, the bread is thawed. If you're toasting the bread, it can go straight from freezer to toaster. If you're making sandwiches to take to work or school, you can just make them on the frozen bread.

I think anything that uses any kind of item that doesn't come packed with the bread belongs on the "lawful" side.

You're going to be opening that package often over a short period. I don't think it's useful to tie it down too tightly, and i especially don't think it's useful to introduce accessories (clip, bottle hack), you'll have to deal with them every single time you open the bag.

It's also just a fucking bread bag, you don't need to secure it so firmly.

Twist and tuck or just tucking, maybe tying a knot if it's going to get jostled a bit (going camping)

I feel like this alignment chart doesn't consider how evil you could get. Leaving the bag open seems pretty tame for CE. I suggest the following:

• Lawful Good: bread box w/ the bag
• Neutral Good: bag clip
• Chaotic Good: twist and tuck
• Lawful Neutral: bread box w/o the bag
• True Neutral: original bread clip
• Chaotic Neutral: twist or tuck, not both
• Lawful Evil: bag is tied shut
• Neutral Evil: bag is left open
• Chaotic Evil: bag is torn open in the middle

Let's put an end to the discussion

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Well for me it's the twist-tie until I get down to the last few slices then I just spin the bag and fold it back over itself.

Why the twist-tie wasn't listed is beyond me since I've never seen a store that didn't have them as the majority of closure mechanisms.

Also, bottle hack? I honestly have no idea what that's about.

I'm just saying twist and tuck is the best because it seals well enough and it's fast and requires no additional equipment. If you have a breadbox that's peak convenience, but I've only seen one family that had one ever, and they had the counter space for it.

Pros and cons of breadbox? Any paladins out there willing to enlighten us?