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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

This is stupid as fuck and I'm sending it to everybody I know

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This kind of happened to me when I visited New York like 20 years ago. I ordered an ice coffee, and the lady asked me "what size?" I looked at her confused for like 30 seconds until I finally figured out that she didn't want me to explain what ice is... I still feel stupid thinking about it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Heh, reminds me of an old joke. A woman gets off a plane with this tall African man with wild hair, tribal dress, the works. Her mother is waiting with a shocked look on her face, and when finally they meet the mother says, 'You fool, I told you to marry a RICH doctor!'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I need advice about someone I’m in love with, so I would like to see the witch doctor, please.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

He's just gonna tell you what he tells everybody, and push orange tang products on you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Hey witch doctor, tell me the magic word

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