this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anon isn't very original. Anon rewrote an old tweet into green text format

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you saying this is fake?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anon probably just found himself in a similar situation. No one goes on 4chan to lie

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

No one goes on the Internet and just lies.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn't think so. Pretty sure 4 Chan translates to 4 truth

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

That sounds right to me. They have a good track record with honesty

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

They mean Cour

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

well her right hand is holding the wrapper, so it's not hard

[–] Taiatari 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't know what that has to do with anything? It doesn't matter which hand she holds the wrapper in, when he can 'correctly determine if it was the left or right Twix' he took a bite of.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Also, surely they wouldn’t be feeding anon out of the wrapper! What if he is peeking through/under/… the blondfol?