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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

cut one in half. then take turns each taking an equally sized bite

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

If you cut one in half then the two survivors get one whole apple each.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is 6% a cited estimate of the number of psychopaths in a population?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'd rather eat an orange. Apple skin gets stuck in my teeth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

slice the center child across the neck to prevent them from eating any, making there be one whole apple for each of the remaining children.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Commit harakiri obviously

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Comments full of people earnestly trying to solve the problem without breaking the law lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I get the apple with the leaf for solving the puzzle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Crush both apples with the blunt side of the knife. Divide applesauce equally.

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