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Anon is not a merciful cod (lemmynsfw.com)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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>Be me working at gamestop
>parent asks for a game called "cod"
>tell her there is no game called "cod" but her son probably meant "Rapala pro bass fishing" 
there are lots of fish in that game and the closest we have
>have ton of copies in the back
>we have a deal on, if you buy 2 copies you get 1 free
>she buys three brand new copies of this game
>she comes back after christmas
>all three copies have been opened
>no refund because you opened them 
>a kid out there received 3 copies of a fucking fishing game for Christmas
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[-] [email protected] 126 points 2 months ago

Anon contributes to the downfall of GameStop, therefore sinking the memestock he really banked on for his retirement.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

He sold 3 unreturnable copies, sounds like he did the store a favor lol

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

Who opened the games?

[-] [email protected] 94 points 2 months ago

The kid desperatly hoping it was a joke.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago

3 times

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

The GameStop employee

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Who was dog?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Oh my god, bear was dog, how can that be?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Blows my mind how many people remember that shitty clerks cartoon

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

I still have a copy of Minecraft: XBox One Edition I got for Christmas one year. I have never in my life owned an XBox One and I felt bad for my grandmother who did her best.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

If you ask someone for something and use an abbreviation instead of spelling it out, you deserve what you get

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

Of couse not, if I was the parent I'd be furious for having my child Christmast ruined by this asshole.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Oooor the kid could have told their parents they want "Call of Duty". Not that hard

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Yes because it's totally necessary to spell it "Call of Duty" to a Gamestop employee.

You know, C.O.D., that little unknown indie game that totally nobody ever heard of.

This is clearly fake but if it wasn't that would legitimatelly warrant a warning to the employee for misconduct.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Buddy, I can guarantee you there are GameStop employees who don't know that "cod" means "Call of Duty". Sucks for the parent, but a good lesson for the kid.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I hope you'll never inexplicably turn into a kid for your own sake.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Jokes on you, I used to be a kid

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

My mother probably would have done something similar if I had asked for "cod" for christmas. You really do have to be specific with people that wouldn't know better.

Gamestop employee could have done better, but honestly with how shit that company is, I would have done the same.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

That potentially just gives GameStop more money and unnecessarily adds tension to a holiday where a parent is just trying to make their kid happy. Fuck GameStop and all, but this parent was put in a bad position on purpose by someone who knew better and who ostensibly was being paid to help people like them out (post is fake obviously though). It's not their fault GameStop sucks, and it's not the kids fault either.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Children dude

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Yes, those children learn a valuable lesson for life!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

That's why you always say " I want Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge" not Bonestorm.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Kids make this mistake once. From now on, every list is going to be annotated with footnotes and shit lol

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

It took me a minute and reading to the end for me to realise cod is call of duty

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Lol this comment thread gets pretty intense.

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