"Timex?"
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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That's when you pull Nick Swarsdson's wrist watch bit. "Hey man I can't read my watch, can you read my watch?"
"Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!"
Sad as fuck that you need expensive set pieces to maintain the facade of your self worth. If I were over here wearing a Timex I'd still be fine with who I was. Would you?
Calling someone a fairy is a quick way to win an argument
"Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!"
"Cool; I'll just take it right over to the pawn shop then"
"Oh that's cute, does it have a Spring Drive tho?"
But can it djent?
You spend this much money for a watch that can't even turn a deer into roadkill? Your loss.
Does your watch get good milage?
I can read digital clocks faster.
Smile really big and start laughing. Maintain the smile, maintain eye contact.
Can you go careening around twisty mountain roads with the top down with a 6 speed manual stick with that watch? No? I'll take my Miata any day. Good luck with your time keeping.