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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Sure, but not in bike lanes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

You can't ride a bike in one of these

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Is this an AI upscaled cereal guy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

There you go!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Have you tried? It’s amazing!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Downthread has proven that they should go in bike lane, but only if you ride bike in ball.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you like the smell of feet

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You usually have to go barefoot to get traction while not ruining the membrane with shoes. From your breathing the ball gets humid and sweaty inside, they end up stinking like feet. You hope you are the first person to use it at an event and not the last

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You should clean your balls after vigorous activity.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The top is the floor.

Also the back, the front and sides.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Oh no ... 🦶🤢

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is why you just use a bike

Edit: i meant in the bubble so you don't get feet all over it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Waauw. This is the best thing!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Oh someone's got all 6 uploaded. A blast from the past.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I smell public transit deficiency.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe for the next pandemic

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

At least in extremely windy areas, yes, and on the tops of all large hills and mountains, provided they have an adequate number and variety of obstacles on the way down their slopes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Since those damn republicans don’t wanna wear masks this is the next best solution.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

No, this is the much cooler solution. And what political opposition is for.

Their irrational plague rat intransigence has gifted us, in a Nietzschean sort of way, with a better world.