Are they also going to make witchcraft a felony?
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And that’s basically it!
So what you're saying is, the law's already working?
You get the government you deserve.
another bizarre law. along with, it is prohibited to harass Bigfoot, donut holes are not to be sold and nobody is to cross state lines with a duck atop their head...
At least eight states, including Florida and Tennessee, have now introduced chemtrail-coded legislation to prohibit “geo-engineering” or “weather modification”.
Happy to hear we can keep the chemtrails for mind control going
Prohibit dispersion of chemicals or substances into the atmosphere to alter weather.... hmmmm.... you mean like carbon dioxide? Maybe this lawmaker will inadvertently help fight climate change?
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Sea-Spray
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Dew#Dew_II
Chemtrails were real. Seems like a good practice to outlaw. It is also possible that legislators are lying about their intentions with this bill, and are instead trying to side-outlaw something else with this. They're politicians, they're evil.
*edit, added 2nd reference from wikipedia
How it used to be a fringe thing we can laugh at and dismiss, at a time when scientific documentaries were also entertaining and enlightening.
Planes issue horrible chemicals that cause all kinds of issues. Carbon dioxide, nitrogen oxides, etc.
My understanding is that these bills would make that illegal. That's good.
My understanding is that these bills would make that illegal.
Pretty sure that the actual components of airline exhaust would be considered legal. They wouldn't just ban all fossil fuel powered flight, they just want to ban the non-existant mind-control/climate manipulation they think the airplanes are doing.
These people think that jet contrails are like, mind control chemicals being sprayed by airplanes flying over. That's what they're trying to ban, something that isn't even happening.