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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I woke up

Then I went back to bed

Said I woke up

Then I went right back to bed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Make coffee?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

depends on what day of the week it is. if it's a weekday then I turn on the TV and watch like Power Rangers or whatever was on during Fox Kids Mornings. Or if i'm in my bedroom where I didn't have cable then bleh had to watch Global (Canada) and it was carebears or inspector gadget or something in the mornings. OR just put on the Genesis/SNES.

If it's Saturday then I'm up early to go to the basement to watch cartoons all morning.

it was way better back then.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Play video games, that is of course if I am my current age, because I was -1 years old in 1995.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

The first question is what kind of time loop am I in? Is it a ‘We are all going to die and I need to fix it’ or a ‘I need to grow as a person to get out’ loop. If it’s the first one then I need to figure out when Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein are both going to be one of his flights to Epstein’s island and find a way to blow up the plane. If it’s the second one I guess do the same thing as that’s got to be good karma.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Use the bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Back to usenet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Play a Diku or Circle MUD on the local library BBS

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Go and have a taste of McDonalds if its the same

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Calling friends and talk to them for hours.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

AOl, or the BBS's that I was a member of.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Probably play some Crash Bandicoot, or go to my nine o clock lecture.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I'd go to the mall to flirt with goth latina babes. Malls were actually popular back then right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Plug in the coax cable and forget the terminator.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Since I am an absolute idiot who doesn't know what happened back then in order to rake in money off of things like betting ( either legal or illegally ), probably just ( assuming I have 'em ) listen to CDs on my CD player and hop on computer and hope I have any good games.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Press the snooze button and go back to sleep.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Turn off the alarm clock

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Drink a glass of chocolate milk, fool around until school time, which began in the afternoon

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

“ffffuuuckk now I can’t get easy pron!!!!!!”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Watch the infomercials until something remotely interesting starts.

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