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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, because your magic sky wizard, who apparently can see and knows everything, had no idea that you were in a drought and needs you to cast a magic spell for rain. Or whatever the fuck.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Pray to Heavenly Father as you clutch your Magic Underwear^TM at your local temple. Seriously though, Mormonism sounds like the pyramid scheme of the Christian faiths. You die and become the god of a new planet where you then have to ~~recruit~~ convert those who live there to worship you so they too can become gods? I'd be laughing if only the Latter Day Saints organization didn't have so many financial holdings all over the world.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Sorry, not gonna happen. Your job is to take climate change seriously.

-God

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Well Trump is now in charge of those weather making machine, why not just call him up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

He might be on to something. You don't eat, you don't shit. You don't shit, you don't flush and therefore you save water.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Sorry, no! God has a plan, and the plan clearly is... NO WATER FOR YOU!!! Duh!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Settled in an arid area with a giant salty lake because some murderous nut case said ot wss a good idea, then you gotta ask a god to make it rain where it usually doesn’t want to in the first place?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Maybe don’t live in a desert. Idiots.

Or pray for higher intelligence. Idiots.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Sounds like he should invest in long term infrastructure that supports life and nature; rather than being a parasite

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Just turn on the faucet in Canada. Duh

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Theocratic, Constitution-hating pieces of shit should be removed from office. That behavior is absolutely unacceptable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Honestly, after a big enough percentage of the kidnappers in my city are from Utah, I hope whatever hell is coming their way really sucks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

they might want to ask god where the staff of moses is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

So he's asking his constituents to die in one more day.

Let's know when the bodies hit the floors.