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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

If nothing else, it means they haven't had too many bad experiences with humans, which is nice.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 12 hours ago

There was a cat that lived behind a job I had years ago. It was a mean little shit and wouldn't let anyone near it without hissing and running off. I was a smoker back then and I guess me being out there smoking everyday and just not bothering the cat, It learned I wasn't a threat. Eventually It came and chilled next to me on my breaks, then after a month of that finally let me pet it. The cat would still hiss at anyone else that tried to pet it but me, was pretty awesome.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

Best part of my day every single day is being greated by my dog when I get home from work. The little midget waits for me all day and comes to life the second I pull into the drive way.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

How is rabbie formed?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago

Little rabbies are pretty cute tho. 🐇

[–] [email protected] 21 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Man I wish people where that happy if I try to convince them to pet me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Not sure if you're being silly, but that's like 90% of pup play with a praise kink.

I have given so many adult humans scritches and would love to give you pets.

It may have started as a variation of a gimp suit, but pup play today is all about going to concerts and to parks and adults playing together and expressing their individuality with a colorful, (maybe customized) 'hood' (what's worn over the face). The sex and BDSM stuff is generally de-emphasized or often prohibited (unless you go out of your way to find that stuff).

It's great for people with anxiety or celebrity, the freedom to let yourself be "not seen as yourself" for a bit is empowering.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Hey! Come here...

*psp!* *psp!* *psp!*

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

I think that only works on big tittie goth girls.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That sort of trust should be rewarded with belly rubs and by finding all their hard-to-reach itchy spots.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Cats are not worth more than any other animal.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Charlotte suggests you reconsider.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I won't, and they're not. You also know this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

😂 ok. Fine. You win. Have a nice day with your cat btw!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

Thanks, you too with your whatever 😁

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

You can never really know until you give one a belly rub! 😽

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

They probably smelled the lunch I spilled on my shirt and couldn't clean up entirely

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

The next time that you see a cat in your neighbourhood, just sit down and see if they're interesting in coming over to inspect you or get some pats.