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[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can’t a man just love stove?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

with extreme caution? yes, hopefully. but still a good chance of no

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 years ago (9 children)

I know it's off topic but the stove design looks really weird to me. Why would you design a stove with all the knobs at the very back where they are hard to reach?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Only reason I can think is to prevent kids from touching them

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

100%. Electric ranges tend to have a lot of safety features built in and/or come with them. They also come with a clamp for the leg of the stove to be slid into so if a child were to climb on the door it wouldn't tip over.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

And pets. I've got two fur monsters that like to jump on things when we're not around to correct, no matter how many times we've taught them not to. They won't do it when we're home, but as soon as we're away, counter surfing is the rule of the day, and with front-of-oven knobs on a gas stove we have come home multiple times to a small gas leak. We've taken to removing the knobs when it's not in use, which is fine but annoying. I'd much prefer back-of-oven knobs though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Or butts at a crowded party.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do you live in soviet panel house?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, why? This would be in the northeastern US.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Even smallest soviet kitchen can hold 5 adults without problems with stove, why would big american kitchens have any problems with stoves?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

5 people is not a crowded party. Think more like a college house party you might see in an American movie, although they can get a lot more crowded than that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Whoa! That's a lot of people.

The point is electric stoves I know have knobs where you can't accidentally turn them. The photo isn't mine, but I had same model and same color: Knobs there are... stiff? tough? Well, as I said, they require some force and fall into one of marked positions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Or butts at a crowded party.

Or firefighters at headquarters during mealtime. Our kitchen has them on the front and I've walked in more than once to a room full of gas because someone hit the dial with their hip/butt and didn't realize.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every electric stove I've used in my 30 years of life in Canada has had the knobs at the back.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's common in America, especially with electric stoves. All gas stoves I've seen use the front, though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is what I was wondering. (Gas vs Electric) Wires are easy and cheap to route vs gas lines.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I think when they lean over open flame, something in their mind clicks and they think that something is definetly wrong.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So small children can't reach them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

So gas is 100% for kids to play, but not electric? Ok.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I have not seen a electric convection stove in 10 years. Aren't they all induction these days?

And my plate top have the controls digitally/touch sensitive area on the top itself

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Hub, I've yet to live in a house with an induction stove. All electric ones have either been ancient coil ones or glass top convection stoves. Would love to get an induction one someday, though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

That's the standard location of stove/oven knobs.

This is a safety feature. US homes use gas in some of thier stove tops and there have been cases where toddlers have turned knobs to release gas into the house and there have been fires associated with pets and toddlers bumping into the knobs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

To burn your arms of course!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I've used both. Think it's more a style choice than anything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

It looks a bit old fashioned tbh. In Norway it's all separate tops and ovens. All the tops are induction and the controls are mostly touch sensitive areas on the top itself.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Imagine your kid posting silly pictures of your face on the internet, probably without consent.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The Uno reverse card of social media parents posting their kids

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

whats a good android app for this?

want to use it to door dash

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

NGL I plan to be this kind of dad.

I think it's funny when my kids get a bit embarrassed at my inability to do something. My kids are almost getting to that age where I can amp the cringe to technology.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That man did not stop trying.

He leaned in and is killin' it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Classic case of, “I’m not giving up, I’m giving in.”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

That’s frickin hilarious lol. I put in a new stove last year and wish I would’ve done this ngl lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

TIL that phones do that thing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol I would ground my son if he posted a pic of me doing derpy shit on the Internet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Look at his age. His child is likely also a grown adult he wouldn't be able to ground anyway(also likely the reason for the picture; they likely don't even live one enough for a quick visit).

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

how do u get a heart front cam feature

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

So drive to your dad, and show him how to turn it off.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I haven't laughed this hard at a post in a long time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Save those pictures, one day you will look back on them and they will bring you peace.

Sincerely, A son who misses his father

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I think I have the same stove

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

...oh, somebody tell me how to turn this on so i can use it for my punch list next week!..