Police are still searching for this hardened criminal.
this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2023
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He had nerves of steel, but now he's stiff as a board. He took one hard look at everything but realized he got shafted.
Glad to see Florida man is still working hard.
Just give me all the Viagra you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of Viagra." What I said was, "Give me all the Viagra you have." Do you understand?
*an armed robbery
To be fair, as the article says it was a mixture of prescription drugs.
It wasn't about viagra per se, but about satuff they could probably easily resell. Or at least thought they could.
Sounds like having a hard-on for a hard-on. Hard-on redundancy.
to be fair the shit is expensive and insurance won't often cover it
Matt Dillon?