this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

That killed 35 minutes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

dont wanna appear braggadocios but just saying u throw me into a cage with a lion and the brother will tap the tatami in a whisper

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Are horse legs actually fragile, or does it take a lot of effort to break one?

If fragile, I think people are overcomplicating this. You'll probably get fucked up in the process, but once the horse is crippled your grim deed is done. If they're not fragile and you'll need to seriously wrassle them down to exert enough force, you're almost certainly dead.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

All a horse has to do is pinch you with it's teeth, then all your skin can come off.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I could absolutely take any animal that’s vegan and smaller than a cat. Maybe even a bunny. But a cat would eat my soul.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

This always depends on how willing/aggregated the animal is. I'm fairly certain I could scare away a bear under the right conditions, but obviously not fight it.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Any animal less that half of my size, so no more that 30 kilos, then depends if that animal have special skills, like poison, but still he gonna die with me.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Poison won't be a problem, you just have to be careful not to bite or lick the animal too much. Venom, on the other hand.. 😛

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