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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"In that case, here's $5."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

That'll get you 20 seconds and a minigun.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

A hammer?

I'd prefer a supersoaker with a backpack reservoir filled with Hawaiian Punch, please.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, that's using diabetes to fight children.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I used the diabetes to destroy the diabetes.

And also the children.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

A hammer? I thought I'll fight them with diabetes?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Some corporate Tax BREAKS I can get behind 😈

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

good one XD